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Completely Reasonable Stipulations For the Cheapest Flight You’ve Ever Booked
Any trips to the restroom will be an additional $20 ($35 if pooping or vomiting) Crying babies are an additional $1 per minute of crying, and more!
Actual Bowling League Team Name or 2025 Grammy Nominee
Hit Me Hard and Soft
Quick Release
Madison Beer
And more!
Quick Release
Madison Beer
And more!
This Week’s Most Popular Graffiti Seen On A Restroom Wall At TJ Maxx
Could this stall be the setting of our meet cute? And more!
As a Lesbian, I’m So Relieved a Straight Woman Just Slid Into My DM’s to Let Me Know That Trump Is Actually the Biggest Champion of LGBTQ Rights
But then, a beacon of light emerged from the darkness, in the form of my friends’ mom sliding into my Instagram DM’s with a weird, out-of-context reel where a few self-described gay people I’ve literally never seen or heard of before informed me that I shouldn’t be concerned at all. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. I should be relieved and grateful that Trump won, because he is the biggest champion of LGBTQ rights.
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#MeanMedicines
Pepto Buzzkill, Jerktec, Acetameanophen, and more #MeanMedicines on this week's trending joke game!
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Miami’s Startling New Demographic Trends Explained
#4: TWERKERS: Once a niche demographic group, this festive part of the population has undergone an awe-inspiring expansion. Twerkers are found mainly over in South Beach where they can be seen slamming their generously developed hindquarters onto the hoods of muscle cars cruising up and down Ocean Drive. They are the number-one cause of the rising costs of car insurance in Miami-Dade County.
I’m Building A Wall Around My Heart, And This Wall Will Have A Glory Hole
Okay, first of all, I’m not being reactionary here; this is not an excuse to be dramatic and throw a hissy fit. But the current situation in my love life has become untenable, and I have therefore been forced into a corner where my only option is to build a towering, securely built wall around my heart. And this wall will contain a glory hole.
Post-Election Emergency Memo From Your Corporation’s Head of User Experience
In light of recent events, I’ve been told by the upper echelons of our corporation to remind everyone that we should keep our political opinions to ourselves. They have assured me, and tasked me with assuring you, that corporate work exists in a beautiful, untouchable bubble floating above the needs and wellbeing of U.S. citizens—transitory, illusory, and ultimately unperturbed by the goings-on of the people the corporation aims to turn into customers.
So You’ve Decided to Live Out Your Days in a Remote Monastery: What Next?
ST. GEORGE MONASTERY (MONTENEGRO)
Now this is what I'm talking about! Back in the day, St. George had the good sense to build his monastery on a picturesque little island off the coast of Montenegro in the Adriatic Sea. Looks like a good place to bring a catamaran. Now, supposedly, this place is not open to the public. But you're no mere tourist! You're joining up, remember? So slip on your wetsuit, grab your longboard, and hang ten toward some inner peace, dude. Some Debbie Downers out there will tell you that this place is called the "Island of the Dead," but that's just because there's a cemetery there, not because of any zombie outbreaks. That we know of.
Now this is what I'm talking about! Back in the day, St. George had the good sense to build his monastery on a picturesque little island off the coast of Montenegro in the Adriatic Sea. Looks like a good place to bring a catamaran. Now, supposedly, this place is not open to the public. But you're no mere tourist! You're joining up, remember? So slip on your wetsuit, grab your longboard, and hang ten toward some inner peace, dude. Some Debbie Downers out there will tell you that this place is called the "Island of the Dead," but that's just because there's a cemetery there, not because of any zombie outbreaks. That we know of.
#NewAmericaSlogans
Scars & Stripes Forever, All we have to fear is ourselves, One Nation Under Fraud, and more #NewAmericaSlogans on this week's trending joke game!
This audio version of the weekly magazine articles!
Completely Reasonable Stipulations For the Cheapest Flight You’ve Ever Booked
Any trips to the restroom will be an additional $20 ($35 if pooping or vomiting) Crying babies are an additional $1 per minute of crying, and more!
Actual Bowling League Team Name or 2025 Grammy Nominee
Hit Me Hard and Soft
Quick Release
Madison Beer
And more!
Quick Release
Madison Beer
And more!
This Week’s Most Popular Graffiti Seen On A Restroom Wall At TJ Maxx
Could this stall be the setting of our meet cute? And more!
As a Lesbian, I’m So Relieved a Straight Woman Just Slid Into My DM’s to Let Me Know That Trump Is Actually the Biggest Champion of LGBTQ Rights
But then, a beacon of light emerged from the darkness, in the form of my friends’ mom sliding into my Instagram DM’s with a weird, out-of-context reel where a few self-described gay people I’ve literally never seen or heard of before informed me that I shouldn’t be concerned at all. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. I should be relieved and grateful that Trump won, because he is the biggest champion of LGBTQ rights.
Transaction for slwittels@gmail.com
#MeanMedicines
Pepto Buzzkill, Jerktec, Acetameanophen, and more #MeanMedicines on this week's trending joke game!
Transaction for lynnhsu@gmail.com
Miami’s Startling New Demographic Trends Explained
#4: TWERKERS: Once a niche demographic group, this festive part of the population has undergone an awe-inspiring expansion. Twerkers are found mainly over in South Beach where they can be seen slamming their generously developed hindquarters onto the hoods of muscle cars cruising up and down Ocean Drive. They are the number-one cause of the rising costs of car insurance in Miami-Dade County.
I’m Building A Wall Around My Heart, And This Wall Will Have A Glory Hole
Okay, first of all, I’m not being reactionary here; this is not an excuse to be dramatic and throw a hissy fit. But the current situation in my love life has become untenable, and I have therefore been forced into a corner where my only option is to build a towering, securely built wall around my heart. And this wall will contain a glory hole.
Post-Election Emergency Memo From Your Corporation’s Head of User Experience
In light of recent events, I’ve been told by the upper echelons of our corporation to remind everyone that we should keep our political opinions to ourselves. They have assured me, and tasked me with assuring you, that corporate work exists in a beautiful, untouchable bubble floating above the needs and wellbeing of U.S. citizens—transitory, illusory, and ultimately unperturbed by the goings-on of the people the corporation aims to turn into customers.
So You’ve Decided to Live Out Your Days in a Remote Monastery: What Next?
ST. GEORGE MONASTERY (MONTENEGRO)
Now this is what I'm talking about! Back in the day, St. George had the good sense to build his monastery on a picturesque little island off the coast of Montenegro in the Adriatic Sea. Looks like a good place to bring a catamaran. Now, supposedly, this place is not open to the public. But you're no mere tourist! You're joining up, remember? So slip on your wetsuit, grab your longboard, and hang ten toward some inner peace, dude. Some Debbie Downers out there will tell you that this place is called the "Island of the Dead," but that's just because there's a cemetery there, not because of any zombie outbreaks. That we know of.
Now this is what I'm talking about! Back in the day, St. George had the good sense to build his monastery on a picturesque little island off the coast of Montenegro in the Adriatic Sea. Looks like a good place to bring a catamaran. Now, supposedly, this place is not open to the public. But you're no mere tourist! You're joining up, remember? So slip on your wetsuit, grab your longboard, and hang ten toward some inner peace, dude. Some Debbie Downers out there will tell you that this place is called the "Island of the Dead," but that's just because there's a cemetery there, not because of any zombie outbreaks. That we know of.
#NewAmericaSlogans
Scars & Stripes Forever, All we have to fear is ourselves, One Nation Under Fraud, and more #NewAmericaSlogans on this week's trending joke game!