Candy Schulman – Weekly Humorist

About Candy Schulman

Candy Schulman has published humor and essays in McSweeney’s, Rumpus Funny Women, The New York Times, The Washington Post, and many defunct print publications. She is a creative writing professor who never tires of telling her students grammar bar jokes.

Entries by Candy Schulman

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QUIZ: Are You Talking To Your 4-Year-Old Son or Your Husband?

by Candy Schulman
July 5, 2022

No snacks before dinner. Use your words. Stop playing with yourself. And more!

Originals

Remote Online Training Reluctantly Delivered To You Remotely From Your Remotely Conscious I.T. Staff

by Candy Schulman
August 19, 2020

The Provost should have written this online guide, but he’s being tutored by his 9-year-old son learning HTML and Cobra in the likely event that budget cuts will slash our entire IT department. So after sharing some edibles, we are totally unprepared to prepare you.