You want a bio? I got your bio right HERE!!!*
I’m a 56 year old homo who used to be the best looking queer in Hollywood 30 years ago.
Now, I’m just a bitter over-the-hill old troll with a rescue dog that gets laid more than I do.
I’m a member of the Writers Guild of America because I wrote some hilarious f**king movie scripts way back when and so now I’ve got some legitimacy.
Believe it or not, I’ve just spent the last five years in Mainland China teaching the Chinese how to be funny. Regarding that, I’ve failed miserably. They’re just not a funny people. Except when they get behind the wheel of a car. Oh… and in bed. Don’t get me started there. Chinese guys are a scream in the sack (ever been pounded by a rock hard two inches?). Fortunately, I’m up for a laugh wherever I can get it.

*Please refer to the bulge in my pants.