Clare Blackwood is a Toronto-based actor, writer, and comedian. She is a proud writer for Canada's foremost satire website The Beaverton, and has also been published on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Belladonna Comedy, and Points In Case. Some people say that she writes about cats too much, but those people are incorrect. You can find her on Twitter @clareblackwood, or at www.clareblackwood.com.