Clinton was born with a plastic picnic spoon in his mouth, one that had to later be surgically removed. He writes humorous things on napkins and then wipes barbeque sauce off of his face with them until it is smeared red and can no longer be understood. He likes pirates and plain clothes. Clinton was once quoted as saying, "where am I?" He has written one short essay and it was exhausting. He lives with his imagination in an apartment he cannot afford in the mountains. He can grow a full beard in four days.