Originals
Elevator Pitches for Elevators
Funhouse mirrors to make riders look thinner to increase their self-confidence, Funhouse mirrors to give riders distorted faces so they don’t get overconfident, Bats, and more!
Doug’s satire and humor writing has appeared in The New Yorker, The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Points in Case, End of The Bench plus a few other outlets. Doug lives in Toronto.
Funhouse mirrors to make riders look thinner to increase their self-confidence, Funhouse mirrors to give riders distorted faces so they don’t get overconfident, Bats, and more!