Emily Greenberg – Weekly Humorist

About Emily Greenberg

Emily Greenberg is a writer and artist currently based in Columbus, OH. Her writing has published or is forthcoming in The Iowa Review, Santa Monica Review, Witness, Chicago Quarterly Review, and New Stories from the Midwest. Winner of the 2020 Witness Literary Award in Fiction, she recently received her MFA from Ohio State and a Special Mention in Pushcart Prize XLV.

Entries by Emily Greenberg

Best of 2020

What to Do When Your Screaming Autocrat Won’t Leave the White House

by Emily Greenberg
November 19, 2020

Offer a choice. This will make him feel like he has some say in the matter, even though he doesn’t. “On the way home, do you want us to keep counting the votes in Pennsylvania or stop counting them?”