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Entries by Greg Hahn
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Basic Cable, I have some questions.
After 19 months of winter, under self-imposed house arrest, it’s fair to say I’m on pretty good terms with the channels on our flat screen. I’ve developed an unnaturally close relationship with the fly-over channels. You know those in-between channels with a host of programs that make you think, “How is this even a show?” […]
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Sea Monkeys, A Starter Kit for Disappointment
Long before Facebook and Instagram gave the masses the tools for deceptively projecting the perfect life, the masterminds at the Transience Corporation had the market cornered on unrealistic expectations. It was almost too much for my 8-year old brain to take. Pictured was, the perfect nuclear family of mutant sea creatures living their perfect life […]