Hugh Kelly is a writer and improv comic from Washington, D.C. His writing has appeared in The Black Sheep Online and "How To Write Funnier," a how-to comedy writing manual from the founder of The Onion and A.V. Club, Scott Dikkers. His Game of Thrones parody book, "A Game of Student Loans: Payment 1" is out this October. He sweats a lot and is proud of it and refuses to be shamed into the abyss by a bunch of feckless sweat shamers. He is also the Carrie Bradshaw of his generation.