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Ian is a comedy writer and producer whose work can be seen in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and Points In Case. He will eat any doughnut you give him, regardless of the subsequent heartburn. You can follow him on Twitter @iangoldsteinyes

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Alternative Bathroom Options For When Your Selfish Roommate Has Severe Abdominal Pain

by Ian Goldstein
November 26, 2019

Plastic Cup You Left In Your Room – This cup is big enough for one type of going to the bathroom. The second kind of going to the bathroom you’ve tried before and it was messy. So avoid that one if you can.