Entries by Jay Servedio

I’m the NSA Agent Assigned to Your File and I Love Your Tumblr Art Page.

I’m really not supposed to reach out to the people I surveil, but I would be doing the world a great disservice if I didn’t intervene just this once. I was monitoring your conversation with Jessy O’Rouke (8 Magnolia Place, Park Ridge Illinois, blood type -AB,  social security number:  130-92-8461) and saw that you were thinking of giving up on your dream of being a professional artist.