A Letter of Support from the President of the United States to the Cornell 7
Hope your lawyers give them hell, boys! Keep grabbing life by the pussy!
Entries by Jay Servedio
A Normal Conversation Between a Global Elite and Chat GPT
GE: I try my best to be true to myself: I take pride in who I am as an evil lizard sex criminal, but I am worried if those incredibly real facts about me ever come to light, it’ll affect the court of public opinion. CHAT: That makes sense…
Famous Poems Reworked Into Advertising Copy
“All that is gold does not glitter” by J.R.R. Tolkien:
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Visit your local Ace Hardware for unbeatable costs.
I’m the NSA Agent Assigned to Your File and I Love Your Tumblr Art Page.
I’m really not supposed to reach out to the people I surveil, but I would be doing the world a great disservice if I didn’t intervene just this once. I was monitoring your conversation with Jessy O’Rouke (8 Magnolia Place, Park Ridge Illinois, blood type -AB, social security number: 130-92-8461) and saw that you were thinking of giving up on your dream of being a professional artist.