Critics say his best years are behind him, but I have to disagree. I would go so far as to say some of his best moments were behind me about five minutes ago. Welcome Dustin. I’ve opened a window; this is Fresh Air.
Not like an affair. I’m literally seeing this woman in the corner of my eye, all day, all of the time. She is perpetually haunting my periphery. She’s been there for about a month. At first I wasn’t sure if she was like, a bit of dust or something, but then I realized dust usually isn’t lady shaped. Also, dust doesn’t whisper. And even if it did, it definitely wouldn’t whisper about how I need to “sacrifice Maria to the Lord of Shades.” Whoever that is.
Hope your lawyers give them hell, boys! Keep grabbing life by the pussy!
GE: I try my best to be true to myself: I take pride in who I am as an evil lizard sex criminal, but I am worried if those incredibly real facts about me ever come to light, it’ll affect the court of public opinion. CHAT: That makes sense…
“All that is gold does not glitter” by J.R.R. Tolkien:
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Visit your local Ace Hardware for unbeatable costs.
I’m really not supposed to reach out to the people I surveil, but I would be doing the world a great disservice if I didn’t intervene just this once. I was monitoring your conversation with Jessy O’Rouke (8 Magnolia Place, Park Ridge Illinois, blood type -AB, social security number: 130-92-8461) and saw that you were thinking of giving up on your dream of being a professional artist.