Root Cause Analysis: Women don’t like us anymore. We have not yet succeeded in spinning “angry, aggressive, Neo-Nazi virgins” as a desirable target. This is a PR problem more than anything else, and it’s one we’re confident we can solve.
Unless you’ve been living in a hole in the ground, you’ve probably already heard of me. I’m the Bear that a majority of women say they would rather encounter in the woods than a human man. (Unrelated: I actually do live in a hole in the ground.)
As a unified coalition of unborn women who possess all the rights of legal personhood, we stand together to advocate for the reproductive freedom of our already-born sisters, whose legal rights are not as protected as our own.
It is safe for both sterilized and unsterilized people to go shopping as long as everyone wears condoms.