Do you like my profile photo? I was going for distinguished and handsome, yet sinister and sexy. Please don’t say I look like Leslie Nielsen in that awful Dracula biopic. Maybe I should get XXL veneers. They look impressive, but I’m afraid they won’t feel natural.
#4: TWERKERS: Once a niche demographic group, this festive part of the population has undergone an awe-inspiring expansion. Twerkers are found mainly over in South Beach where they can be seen slamming their generously developed hindquarters onto the hoods of muscle cars cruising up and down Ocean Drive. They are the number-one cause of the rising costs of car insurance in Miami-Dade County.