An Ignorant Satirist Answers Your Questions About Coronavirus
Q: How can I protect myself? A: Sorry, you can’t. The universe is a totally random place. How else can we possibly understand the popularity of ‘Dancing With The Stars’?
Joe Raiola is a satirist. For 33 years, through the end of 2017, he was an Editor at MAD Magazine. Joe’s pronouns are “he,” “his,” and “him.” He does not answer to “she,” “her,” “it,” “we,” “us,” or “they,” nor does he identity as a group. However, he does have an inner woman. Her name is Clarissa, and she is black and tall. Consequently, Joe is a short white man with a tall black inner woman. As you can imagine, he is in turmoil. Please send Joe money. For more, visit: JoeRaiola.com
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Q: How can I protect myself? A: Sorry, you can’t. The universe is a totally random place. How else can we possibly understand the popularity of ‘Dancing With The Stars’?