OK, honey, we get it. You’re saying that the issue of the rising CO1 levels in our closed garage is very important to you. And we appreciate that you’re passionate about it. Try to remember that everyone in this minivan has issues that we care about and think are very important. They can’t all be first, so let’s take them one at a time, OK, sweet pea? Good.
About Jonathan Bines
Jonathan Bines is currently a staff writer at Jimmy Kimmel Live. Previously, he was a staff writer at The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. His writing has appeared in publications including The Huffington Post, The New York Observer, Nautilus, The Forward, DailyKos, and The New Republic. He co-wrote the film Today’s Special.