We, Arby’s, Regret to Inform You We No Longer ‘Have the Meats’
We do not anticipate needing to resort to desperate measures, such as having veggies.
Jonathan Gershberg is a comedian and writer based in Minneapolis. His work has appeared in many places including The Nordly, where he serves as Editor-in-Chief.
We do not anticipate needing to resort to desperate measures, such as having veggies.