51st State: Trump leads a column of border patrol agents to gently invade Canada, saving it from the very weak and small-penised Mark Carney. Canadians rejoice, and a star is added to the American flag. Four stars, could be longer.
Qubits are much more powerful than traditional computer bits. For example, with Qubits, all of our customers’ accounts will be in a state of Quantum “entanglement.” Which means, in the unlikely event your account is hacked, we’ll all feel just terrible.
What if I am hopelessly uncoordinated? No one is left behind! Just for you we have composed a lovely set of affirmations in a spoken-word CD called, “Sad Truths for Easy Weeping.” Lie awake to such inspiring reflections as, “I wouldn’t put it past them to abolish the FDIC,” and, “What if he never leaves??”