Katie Maraghy – Weekly Humorist

About Katie Maraghy

Katie Maraghy used to work for The Daily Show, but now writes for a tech company and knows more about SEO than any human should. She’s currently locked out of her apartment, and just scaled her fire escape in hopes she can punch through the screen.

Entries by Katie Maraghy

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Student Loan Acceptance: A Solution Brought to You By the Grand Old Party

by Madeline Goetz and Katie Maraghy
March 1, 2023

Allow us, your humble allies in this pursuit of equality, to present a couple steps, also known as the Five Stages of Grief, to help you navigate and ultimately accept the overwhelming heartache that comes with knowing 19% of all your paychecks will be forfeit to your student loans as long as you draw breath.

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Leaking Our Decision To Overturn Roe v. Wade Violates The Supreme Court’s Privacy And Government Bodily Autonomy

by Madeline Goetz, McKayley Gourley, and Katie Maraghy
May 4, 2022

We wanted to release our ruling on our own terms. We have been denied that choice. How would you like it if your Twitter drafts were posted before you had finished tinkering with them? Your risky texts shot off before being peer reviewed by the girlies? An email replied to before you counted the exclamation points?