Ways to Improve Major League Baseball
Free bat day, but with live bats. Also, free rabies shots.

Kristopher Michael Wood is a writer and humorist. Whereabouts unknown. His writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, The American Bystander, Sorbet Magazine, and others. You can find him at www.kristopherwood.com
Free bat day, but with live bats. Also, free rabies shots.
It’s shedding everywhere. Today’s cartoon by Kristopher Wood and Erich Fletscinger.
