FIFA Bans Dr. Doom’s Doombots From World Cup Competition, Latveria Vows Retaliation
“Each Doombot has been programmed by DOOM. Doombots are a team of the perfect specimens, the pinnacle of human achievement. Not only does each have the wisdom of DOOM, but they can jump higher than Ronaldo, kick harder than Ibrahimovic, and flop faster than Neymar.”