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Some More Sus Guidance From the CDC – We’re beginning to think they’re not taking things seriously
The CDC recommends you answer their “u up?” text. The CDC says add them on Snap. The CDC says they get so lonely sometimes.
Sara Shukla is a writer and editor with essays and radio at WBUR, satire at McSweeney’s and The Belladonna, and novel stuff at DeadDarlings. An alum of GrubStreet’s novel incubator, she also worked at Patagonia and has an intimate knowledge of fleece.
The CDC recommends you answer their “u up?” text. The CDC says add them on Snap. The CDC says they get so lonely sometimes.