What Happens When “Mic Check, One, Two” Isn’t Enough
Ok, umm, check one, check two… Czech Republic. Checka Khan, Checka Khan, tell me something good, sweet thing. Check yourself if you’re in danger of wrecking yourself.
Entries by Tmo Bradach
A Confrontation-Averse Guest Voices Some Concerns About The Worst Hotel in America
I just want to start by saying that I absolutely adored my time here at your hotel and will be recommending it to all my friends and family. It was even better than last time and I noticed you have made great strides in removing the loose Band-Aids from your pool – you’re almost there!
Movie Roles Tom Hanks Lost By Being Too Tom Hanks
Movie: Barbie, Role: Beach Ken What happened? Hanks could not beach.
A History of Reality TV Programs Developed By Mattel, The Makers of UNO
Next month on CBS, the storm has cleared and six of the hunkiest men you’ve ever seen are dropped off onto UNO island where they’ll compete to find last season’s missing hunks. Rescued contestants get dealt in to the finale game of UNO, but only one will leave with the Wild Card Queen (as long as she is also found).
Diary of a Jealous Landlord
Dear Diary, the cute guy (Mark) that has been texting me about unit 1F seems really interested. He might even stop by tonight! I know it seems quick, but I have a good feeling.