Xu Mason – Weekly Humorist

About Xu Mason

Xu is a bilingual first generation Asian American actress/writer/comedian/reptile enthusiast. You can find her writing in Flexx Mag, The Belladonnas, Points in Case, and anywhere frogs exist. She shouts online @hellotherexu

Entries by Xu Mason

Rejoice Mortals! We the Gods of Olympus Have Agreed on a New Code of Ethics to Hold Ourselves Accountable

November 28, 2023/in Best of 2023, Originals/by Xu Mason

We swear there will be no undue influence at play in our decisions. And despite eons of previous allegiances, rest assured that the moment one ascends to Olympus they become completely neutral. So when Zeus throws a thunderbolt or Athena hurls the island of Sicily, be gladdened in knowing your divine smiting is 100% impartial.

Tips on How Newly Transformed Chinese American Mike Huckabee Can Assimilate Into Asian American Society

April 8, 2021/in Originals/by Xu Mason

Accept your new reality. It does not matter how you got here – whether it was a Sailor Moon transformation sequence or more of a Power Rangers assemble situation – you’re now 100% authentic grade A Chinese-American. That’s what matters.