Brand New Sexual Bases For The Age Of OnlyFans
1st Base: Sniffing each other’s skid marks.
2nd Base: Serenading an open wound.
3rd Base: Tea-bagging box set of Stargate: The Complete Series on blu ray.
4th Base: Warm coleslaw enema given by a guy cosplaying as Dean Koontz.
5th Base: Consensual glorfing.
6th Base: Ship In A Butthole (building a small replica of a 19th century schooner in one another’s anal cavity).
7th Base: Making a snuff film with the Hamburger Helper mascot.
8th Base: Blowing down a Pirates Of The Caribbean Lego set with a series of queefs.
9th Base: Pulling a train, but in your caboose.
10th Base: Teaching your crab lice to make their own OnlyFans account to help pay for groceries and other household expenses.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
