Originals

Pope’s Dope Robe Probed

by Josiah Madigan

Hey The Pope – just because you’re The Pope doesn’t mean you just get to swoop right through airport security. Here is a interactive map with a complete list of all the items TSA found in his robes after he landed at JFK airport.

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Gum

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A small wolverine (the animal)

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A bible

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A fake bible that contains a smaller, real bible

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A broadsword

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A coupon for half-off a Chick-Fil-A sandwich

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Communion wafers

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Nilla wafers

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Pack of Parliament Lights

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Brass knuckles with P-O-P-E written on the knuckles

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Verne Troyer dressed as the Pope

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A lightsaber

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A Cardinal (priest)

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A cardinal (bird)

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St. Louis Cardinal Matt Holliday

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TI-86 graphing calculator

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Scratch-n-Sniff stickers

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Mayonnaise packets

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A rolled up FatHead decal of himself

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A Microsoft Zune

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Some telegrams

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A travel bottle of holy water

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A big old stick for poking things with

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One billion angels

Hover over number for each found item. Technology!