Tag Archive for: annoucements

The Rambling Manager of a Grocery Store Makes His First Announcement on the Intercom

Full disclosure: this is my first intercom announcement. I'm still getting used to hearing my voice over the speakers. Every time I talk into this thing, half my brain focuses on speaking and the other half becomes a customer listening to the announcement.

Truly Terrible Wedding Toasts & Announcements

"Please don't be concerned about the goodie bags smelling like bug spray; some ants had gotten into the bags earlier, but we took care of it, so everything should be fine now."