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Diddy Lyrics That, In Hindsight, Revealed What Combs Was Up To

“Hey, thanks for being a fan! Now please get into the van. Enjoy a blunt I just rolled, And I’ll apply this lil blindfold.”

CARTOON: Fundsinking

Putting the 'ass' in classified. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Trump Scream

Fingerprints & shin splints. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Truly Terrible Things About Trump Arraignment

Keeps saying the courtroom artist is totally failing because they aren't using 'good orange' and he looks too 'creamsicle'. It took seven and a half hours to get his hair ready for the mugshot. Won't answer any questions until he's placed on higher seat than the judge. And more!

CARTOON: The End Is Here (For Trump)

Stand back and standy by. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

I’m Definitely Going to Get Arrested Friday

I’m going to be arrested Friday for something I haven’t done. I know I said Tuesday, but I hadn’t thought through all the steps involved. Or Saturday at the latest.

CARTOON: Steve Bannon Gets The Wall Built

Stacks and stacks of greenbacks. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Kitchen Confinement

Sticky fingers? Crime and grime? Wash your hands. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

Santa Claus Arrested on 132 Million Counts of Breaking and Entering

Following the sting, it was also reported that animal control services was forced to capture and euthanize nine aggressive reindeer which Kringle had been using as personal transportation to draw his sleigh. One reindeer reportedly suffered from an inflamed nose which allegedly was still glowing for approximately 30 minutes following the euthanasia procedure.

CARTOON: Served

Getting a degree in doing time. Maybe prison has a crew team! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Paul Manafort’s 7 Keys to a More Deliberate Life

Welcome, everyone, and congratulations, because just by being…