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The Rolex Venti Flex and Other Luxury Brand Collabs We Should Expect to See
Chanel x DoorDash: The Haute Mess Collection
This isn't just a luxury fragrance line. It's a testament to the complete surrender to convenience and culinary squalor. Each bespoke scent features notes of truffle oil, three-day-old ranch dressing, and the cold, unyielding desperation of a life slowly dissolving into meaningless. Spritz on “Pizza Grease No. 5” for that authentic scent of a late-night cry-session over lukewarm pepperoni, or bathe in “Midnight Nuggies” that capture the ephemeral aroma of processed poultry and profound self-loathing. Bottles arrive precisely 45 minutes past promised delivery, are suspiciously warm, and are gently launched at your door by someone who now legitimately hates you.

#HorrorABusiness
Motel 666, Ben and Scary's, L.L. Speen, and more #HorrorABusiness on this weeks trending joke game!

CARTOON: Support
They see you and support you, from up there. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

Failed Star Wars Merchandising Tie-Ins
Huggies Anakin Skywalker Transition Diapers: For the toddler that doesn't want to be viewed as a crying baby, but still has occasional bouts with the Dark Side.

Unwanted Virtual Reality “Brand Experiences”
The FedEx Immersive Apartment
Feel like you’re actually…
