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#WeedABreakfast

English Puffins, Baked Eggs, Pot Tarts, and more #WeedABreakfast on this week's trending joke game!

#BreakfastAMovie

The French Toast Connection, Romancing the Scone, Scream! Of Wheat, and more #BreakfastAMovie on this week's trending joke game!

#SadCereals

Frosted mini weeps, Honeycombover, Bloatmeal, and more #SadCereals on this week's trending joke game!

#BreakfastATVshow

Game of Scones, Griddle House on the Prairie, Murder She Oat, Buns of Anarchy, and more #BreakfastATVshow on this week's joke game!

Things I’ve Said About Making Hollandaise Sauce or Masturbating

“I swear I’m going to finish, even if it kills me.” “It’s all about rhythm.” “It’s the perfect addition to any breakfast!” And more!

#BreakfastACollege

Eggs Bennington, Hashbrown University, John IHOPkins University, and more #BreakfastACollege!

11 Cereal Brands, Ranked by How Much They Could Also Be Cults

11. Trader Joe’s 10. America’s Choice 9. General…