Things I’ve Said About Making Hollandaise Sauce or Masturbating
“It definitely takes a toll on the wrist.”
“You must have the tenacity to keep going.”
“Nah, I don’t use anything special or store-bought—it’s all me.”
“Sometimes, no matter how hard I try, it just doesn’t turn out right.”
“It’s all about rhythm.”
“I really need to handle my Sunday mornings differently or else I’m going to get carpal tunnel.”
“You want to pace yourself to get the right quality and consistency.”
“I normally don’t do it with other people around.”
“I swear I’m going to finish, even if it kills me.”
“I should have clipped my fingernails before doing this—they’re cutting into my palm.”
“It’s the perfect addition to any breakfast!”
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Brooke Knisley teaches in Emerson College’s first-year writing program and is always looking for a new album to listen to. She has balance issues.
My Twitter is: https://twitter.com/BrookeKnisley and I have a website at www.BrookeKnisley.com. I don’t really have much else.
