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I’m a Christmas Elf and There’s Nothing Festive About My Legs Dangling From This Car’s Trunk

In a disheartening and disgusting twist of fate, it seems people are actually amused by the site of my nearly severed legs flapping helplessly in the wind. It taunts me to hear people’s giddy reactions to my plight: “Oh my gosh, look at those adorable elf legs! Isn’t that cute, they’re sticking out from the trunk. How festive!” What’s wrong with you, can’t you see I need help?

CARTOON: BatFail

I can also Batsplain to you about BatCoin! Today's cartoon by Shannon Wheeler.

CARTOON: Frown Clown

Thats why your nose is so red. Today's cartoon by Scott Masear.

Gollum, Used Car Salesman

They stole the ring from us - but they can never steal our passion for matching qualified buyers with the used vehicles of their dark, prophetic dreams! Show him the 2007 Ford Taurus, Precious! / Yes, look Master! A mid-sized family sedan that gets 25 miles to the gallon!

CARTOON: Back To Normal

Nature is healing. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Wipe Out

Want that TP beary much. Today's cartoon by John Anglin.

Bummer Bumper Stickers

I'm Proud Of My Son, Even Though He's Stolen This Car Several Times, and more.

6 Features Of The 2019 Toyota Highlander That’ll Have You Rethinking Your Stance On Murder Because Hiding The Bodies Would Be So Goddamn Convenient

Never let a subpar towing capacity restrict your zeal for blood sport ever again! Depending on the size of the package you select, the 2019 Toyota Highlander can pull upwards of 5,000 pounds!

CARTOON: HOV - Hideous Over-comb Vehicle

Drunk Cartoon: Driverless Car Chase

Some people are in it just for the chase - but that's not an issue here.