Bummer Bumper Stickers
Honk If You Love Jesus, But Think That His Followers Are A Bunch Of Assholes
My Other Car Is My Current Home
Love Your Neighbor, But Be Sure To Ask Permission First
If You Can Read This, You’re Probably Not A Byproduct Of The American Educational System
Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me (And By That, I’m Referring To The Person In My Trunk)
I Brake 4 Moments When I’m Having Another CNN-Induced Panic Attack
Honk If You’re Horny, But In A Very Respectful Way
I’m Proud Of My Son, Even Though He’s Stolen This Car Several Times
I’d Rather Be Driving Without This Cold, Hollow Pit In My Stomach, But Oh Well
Save The Planet, Or At Least Find A Good Hiding Place
Jesus Loves You; I’m Not Sure Why He Hasn’t Called You Back Yet
You’re Driving Too Close, Which May Just Be A Symptom Of My Intimacy Issues
by Kit Lively
Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
