Bummer Bumper Stickers

Honk If You Love Jesus, But Think That His Followers Are A Bunch Of Assholes

My Other Car Is My Current Home

Love Your Neighbor, But Be Sure To Ask Permission First

If You Can Read This, You’re Probably Not A Byproduct Of The American Educational System

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me (And By That, I’m Referring To The Person In My Trunk)

I Brake 4 Moments When I’m Having Another CNN-Induced Panic Attack

Honk If You’re Horny, But In A Very Respectful Way

I’m Proud Of My Son, Even Though He’s Stolen This Car Several Times

I’d Rather Be Driving Without This Cold, Hollow Pit In My Stomach, But Oh Well

Save The Planet, Or At Least Find A Good Hiding Place

Jesus Loves You; I’m Not Sure Why He Hasn’t Called You Back Yet

You’re Driving Too Close, Which May Just Be A Symptom Of My Intimacy Issues