Originals

Bummer Bumper Stickers

Honk If You Love Jesus, But Think That His Followers Are A Bunch Of Assholes


My Other Car Is My Current Home


Love Your Neighbor, But Be Sure To Ask Permission First


If You Can Read This, You’re Probably Not A Byproduct Of The American Educational System




Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me (And By That, I’m Referring To The Person In My Trunk)


I Brake 4 Moments When I’m Having Another CNN-Induced Panic Attack


Honk If You’re Horny, But In A Very Respectful Way


I’m Proud Of My Son, Even Though He’s Stolen This Car Several Times


I’d Rather Be Driving Without This Cold, Hollow Pit In My Stomach, But Oh Well


Save The Planet, Or At Least Find A Good Hiding Place


Jesus Loves You; I’m Not Sure Why He Hasn’t Called You Back Yet


You’re Driving Too Close, Which May Just Be A Symptom Of My Intimacy Issues