Bummer Bumper Stickers

Honk If You Love Jesus, But Think That His Followers Are A Bunch Of Assholes

My Other Car Is My Current Home

Love Your Neighbor, But Be Sure To Ask Permission First

If You Can Read This, You’re Probably Not A Byproduct Of The American Educational System

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me (And By That, I’m Referring To The Person In My Trunk)

I Brake 4 Moments When I’m Having Another CNN-Induced Panic Attack

Honk If You’re Horny, But In A Very Respectful Way

I’m Proud Of My Son, Even Though He’s Stolen This Car Several Times

I’d Rather Be Driving Without This Cold, Hollow Pit In My Stomach, But Oh Well

Save The Planet, Or At Least Find A Good Hiding Place

Jesus Loves You; I’m Not Sure Why He Hasn’t Called You Back Yet

You’re Driving Too Close, Which May Just Be A Symptom Of My Intimacy Issues

by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence