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CARTOON: Dog Walker

Neglectful consequences. Today's cartoon by M.R. Miller and Nick Greenberg.

The Cartoon Pad w/ guest Matt Diffee

Today’s episode the Cartoon Pad answers the question, where in the world is Matt Diffee? The beloved speaker, writer, cartoonist and The Rejection Collection editor, Matt Diffee shares what he's been up to on this special 100th Anniversary Episode (if you don’t count the other 90 episodes we still need to tape.).

CARTOON: Hear This!

Also may I have the whole can of soda? Today's cartoon by Joseph Dottino.

The Cartoon Pad w/ guest Jessica Ziegler

This very special episode The Cartoon Pad talks to Jessica Ziegler, the Marketing Director of the CartoonStock and daughter of cartoon great Jack Ziegler. The talk veers away from cartooning to the Pixies, the Beatles and running Michael over in a Volkswagen.

CARTOON: MAGA Metals

Logical leaps from "But her emails' to 'mind control 5g chips' Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Trumpstock

Will the #Jan6thCommission get to the bottom of the top promoter of this event? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Bird Watching

But who is watching the watchers? Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Lucky

Something's afoot. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Outside

Fresh air and threats. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Dog Therapy

Fetch my feelings. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Dog Days

Back to the new normal. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: CATastrophe

At least they have 9 lives. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Cicada Flava

Snap, crackle, pop! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Speak & Spell

Hooked on phonics? Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: No Sweat

No work out, just work. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Inflate Date

Hot, hot air. Today's cartoon by Jeff Hobbs.

CARTOON: Snack Time

Don't get salty. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: NPR Deep Cuts

Just don't play it backwards. Today's cartoon by Joseph Dottino.

CARTOON: Seasonal

What a relief! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Original Tastemakers

Nutty texture with a burning mouth-feel... Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Singin' in the Germs!

What a glorious feeling! Today's cartoon by Ward Sutton.

Talkward w/ guests Kit Lively & David DeGrand

This episode of Talkward welcomes cartoon comedy duo Kit Lively and David DeGrand. They have a new book out called 'Twisted Tongues: Jokes, Comics, Facts, and Tongue Twisters' We discuss their years working together for MAD Magazine and David's recent gig designing the animated show 'Death Hacks'.

CARTOON: Gravestones, As Written By Your Parents

Dignified descriptions. Today's cartoon by Jake Goldwasser.

CARTOON: Maskless

Masks off, pants off. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Post Trump Infrastructure Repair

Build it back stronger. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Hallmark Heroes

Crush your enemy, by sending your best. Today's cartoon by The Surreal McCoy.

CARTOON: Back To Normal

Nature is healing. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Workout

You can run, but you can't hide. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

#ConservativeKidsCartoons

Dudley Do AltRight, Paw Patrol Lives Matter, Inspect Her Gadget. and more #ConservativeKidsCartoons on this week's trending joke game!

CARTOON: Bullseye

Pretty dark in here. Today's cartoon by Asher Perlman.

CARTOON: Recycle

Reduce your carbon head-print. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Pencil Point

2B or Not 2B...Bald. Today's cartoon by Jeff Hobbs.

The Cartoon Pad w/ guest Nick Downes

This week the guys celebrate the launch of the Cartoon Pad with one of the best gag cartoonists of our generation, Nick Downes. Nick discusses his work process and shares a couple of war stories from being a ghost writer for Charles Addams to his years at National Lampoon to creating the most iconic cartoons of the past twenty years.

CARTOON: Cup

Perspective. Today's cartoon by Jeff Hobbs.

CARTOON: Nosepicker

Feels like a bulbous honker day, don't you agree? Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

CARTOON: DIY

First lesson free. Today's cartoon by John Reynolds.

CARTOON: Old Normal

The other virus is back. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.

CARTOON: Medical Averages

Recommendation Ratios. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Taken Talent

After a while you won't even notice. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Instagrim

Pics or it didn't happen. Today's cartoon by Dave Whamond.

CARTOON: Wi-FiDo

The bark can be your favorite song. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Password

Have that same combination on my luggage! Today's cartoon by Jake Goldwasser.

CARTOON: End Game

Best outcome for everyone. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Semi Wacked

Only a quick nap with the fishes. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Bumped

No more talking to the hand? Today's cartoon by Meg Richardson.

CARTOON: Dinner Time

Too cool to eat with your parents? Today's cartoon by Jake Goldwasser.

CARTOON: Free & Clear

Also steal as many supplies as you want. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Bowl Blessings

Hail Mary's will be thrown. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: IQAnon Test

And all we see is crazy. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Cast Them Out

This might take a while. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Horny Politics

Times they are a changing. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Socked

Patched and matched. Today's cartoon by Susanna Goldfinger.

CARTOON: Clean Slate

For the gulls. Today's cartoons by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Holiday Chopping

They decorate them after the slaughter. Today's cartoon by Grayson Gibbs.

CARTOON: Missing

About yay high and Shiny? Today's cartoon by Dave Whamond.

CARTOON: Time Off?

Home is where we always are. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Bear Your Feelings

What? No, moving in together sounds great. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Zoom Clean

Clean your zoom. Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

Talkward w/ guest Emily Flake

Today on Talkward is cartoonist, comedy writer, and performer Emily Flake! Emily draws wonderful cartoons for The New Yorker, The New York Times and has many books and comics strips. Her latest project is over at kickstarter and needs your support! St. Nell's Humor Writing Residency for Ladies! Go check it out right now!

CARTOON: Have You Herd?

You sure ask a lot of questions. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Jumped The Shark

"Damn, Season 45 was Crazy!" "Yeah, but the whole Virus plotline was over the top."

CARTOON: Results Are In

Results are in. Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield and Scott Dooley.

CARTOON: Star Gazing

Keep reaching for those stars. Today's cartoon by Tim Haggerty.

CARTOON: First Of All...

Pretty sure it was like this before. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein. Check out Bob's new book, The Elements of Stress!

CARTOON: Book Launch 2020

Step way back and check out our new releases!

Talkward w/ guests Bob Eckstein and Michael Shaw

This episode of Talkward welcomes the non-stop comedy cartoon duo Bob Eckstein and Michael Shaw! The both are long-time famous cartoonists and writers who have been featured in The New Yorker, New York Times, among many others. They have a new book out, THE ELEMENTS OF STRESS and the Pursuit of Happy-ish in this Current Sh*tstorm! It aims to help de-stress our currently very stressful world. It's very funny, and guaranteed to relax you, even if you have to roll it up and smoke it.

CARTOON: Demographics

Check these figures and get back to me. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Targeted Advertising

Row, Row, Scroll, Scroll. Today's cartoon by Jake Goldwasser.

CARTOON: Radical Movers

Totally tubular 'burbs bro! Today's cartoon by David Ostow and Daniel Salomon.

CARTOON: Fatal Flattery

Killer compliment. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively.

CARTOON: Not A Chance Card

Just one more scroll...Today's cartoon by Ernio Hernandez.

CARTOON: Mindless Buzz

Mindless Buzz. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Sleepy South

Might need something stronger then coffee. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Leader?

Let's circle back. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Projects

Good to have some ME time. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Every Boat Counts

Just get in the F#cking boat. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.

CARTOON: Rent Vent

Look out for the eviction fairy. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Lemmings

Freedoom. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Zoom Wave

Let's do the digital WAVE, got any cyberdogs!? Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Release

Good to finally get out. Today's cartoon by Jason Chatfield and Ed Steckley.

CARTOON: MORE RALLY VENUES

Always read the fine print! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Peaced Out

This ain't no dove glove. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.

CARTOON: Jarring

I swear we need a bigger jar. Today's cartoon by Catherine Martha Holmes.

CARTOON: Inspection

Looks perfect here, masks not required. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Taking Stock

Missing the spotlight? Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Bar Fly

Buzz Buzzed. The Adventures of Bar Fly, by Kit Lively and David Degrand.

New Uses For Obsolete Bras

Dog harness, Privacy screens, and more uses for all those unused bras.

#KinkyCartoons

SpongeBob NoPants, Bi-Curious George, The Gimpsons, and more #KinkyCartoons on this week's trending joke game!

People and Things I Would Rather Vote for Than Trump

The list is long, and repulsive, yet all much, much better options. Illustrated list by Jason Chatfield.

CARTOON: Going Deep

Maybe a little of both? Today's cartoon by Joseph Dottino.

CARTOON: Far Fade

A lot off the top. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Pence Sense

Solid Pence Sense. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Signed Out

Some leave their mark with positive action, others...Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Fashion Watch

Going somewhere? Can you imagine? Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: The New Economy

Spare a square? Today's cartoon by Jefferson Deng.

CARTOON: Ruff Advice

Sit, stay, wash your hands. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Binge Watching in a Pandemic

They just walked outside? Ridiculous. Today's cartoon by Jefferson Deng.

CARTOON: WTF WFH

Kitchen table feeling smaller and smaller? Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Luckless

Also all pots of gold will now be filled with toilet paper. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Lenting Venting

Lent Loopholes! Today's cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

CARTOON: The Winner

The results are finally in. Today's cartoon by Kim Warp.

CARTOON: Love Bug

Love at first fright. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Catbird Seat

Purrrfect. Today's cartoon by Bill Thomas.

CARTOON: Measured Excitement

Let's get deep. Today's cartoon by Phil Witte.

CARTOON: Trump's Legal Dream Team

We rest our case....for being awesome. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Handy

Got to hand it to them. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

Talkward w/ guests Bob Eckstein, Steve McGinn and Robert Leighton

This very special episode of Talkward welcomes cartoonists Bob Eckstein, Steve McGinn, and Robert Leighton! Full house! They stopped by the studio after going by The New Yorker to submit some cartoons. We discuss the joke writing process, appearances on old game shows, and we dissect the reasons why some of Steve's cartoons got rejected very, very quickly. We also chat about Bob Eckstein's new book, "Everyone's A Critic- The Ultimate Cartoon Book" which is on sale now and you should go buy it right now!

CARTOON: Feeling Lost?

It's always the last place you look. Today's cartoon by Bill Thomas.

CARTOON: Discerning Depths

Sinking feeling? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Rocked City

Rocked City. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton and Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Baseball Signs

Bases loaded and now it's time for some cake. Today's cartoon by J.C. Duffy.

CARTOON: Whale Whine

Time to move to the tail. Today's cartoon by Madeline Horwath.

CARTOON: Locked and Loaded

Getting ready for Trumper Dome. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Yard Sale

If it's in the yard, it's for sale. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: The Ass

Definitely Not Born To Run. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Social Anxiety

Afraid your fate is sealed? Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: I Don't Do Cover-Ups

I Don't Do Cover-Ups. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Looney Tunes Episodes, if Cartoons Were as Political Today as They Were When Bugs Bunny Killed Hitler

Tired of being "othered," Marvin the Martian becomes politically active. A technologist at heart, he is initially attracted to the libertarian party, but quickly realizes that none of their policies are effective in the real world. Instead, he joins the Democratic Socialists of America.

CARTOON: Weekend Wishes

It's nobody's fault! Really! Today's cartoon by Joseph Dottino.

CARTOON: Wise Guys

Busted Kneecaps for $500. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

#SadCartoons

Health Inspector Gadget, Charlie Frown, Muppet Scabies and more #SadCartoons

CARTOON: Trumpcare

Just a few more aaaaand we've solved it. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Drawn To A Close

Drawn to a close. Did we miss any? Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Degrading

Degrading. Today's cartoon by Evan Lian.

CARTOON: Car Shopping

Wait til you see the trunk! Honk. Honk. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Secret Santa

The safe word is NOG. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Christmas Spirit

Less is more. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Trump Cover

Donald was pissed that he wasn't the Person of the Year for TIME Magazine. But another publication made him Person of the Century! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Trump's Number 1!

Everyone knows Trump is "Individual-1." Mueller really lets him know! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: RBG Color Coded

RBG Color Coded. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers

CARTOON: Flying Vultures

Don't even get us started on the boarding groups. Today's cartoon by Michael Maiello & Marty Dundics.

CARTOON: Enough About Me

It's important to be an active listener. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: UFO

Killer Combo. Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Turkey Autopsy

CARTOON: Super Choices

Election Day super cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

CARTOON: Greeting Cards For The Narcissist

Sometimes you need some ME time. 'Greeting Cards For The Narcissist' Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Funny Ending

Treat Yourself. Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Presidential Portraits

Kim jong ill-fitting suit, The Mandarin orange candidate, Stable genius, and more.

CARTOON: Phallic Fallacy

Phallic Fallacy. Today's cartoon by Philip Witte.

CARTOON: Tough Move

Tough move. Today's cartoon by Jeremy Banx.

Drunk Cartoon: Brontë Sisters

Drunk Cartoon: Driverless Car Chase

Some people are in it just for the chase - but that's not an issue here.

11 Things You Never Knew About “The Jetsons”

In 1962, William Hanna and Joseph Barbera pitched a primetime…

CARTOON: Sad Grad