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In the Future, Everyone Will Sound Like Chris Pratt

In the future, your phone, your car, and your talking sex machine, will all speak to you in the tender-yet-bro-ish tones of Chris Pratt. Every syllable of every language will be recorded meticulously by Pratt allowing AI developers to design models of Chris Pratt’s voice for limitless uses around the globe.

Today’s Hot Celebrity Gossip!

Tom Brady just started reading "Where the Crawdads Sing." Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani just ran out of hazelnut coffee creamer. And more!