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Pour Out Your Pour Over: Craft Cocaine is the New Home Brew, You F*cking Narc
It’s just what the doctor ordered: craft cocaine is all physiological benefits, no calories. Coffee has 1 calorie if you drink it black, but everyone knows you don't drink it black, you fat f'ing narc.
Top Five Signs That Your Pet Goldfish Is a Stockbroker from the 80's
It’s your worst nightmare, you come home late one night to…