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I’m The Owl From That 1970s Tootsie Pop Commercial, and I Ate Your Candy, Bitch

How many licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? Who gives a shit? How about you go put on some goddamn pants? 

Failed Star Wars Merchandising Tie-Ins

Huggies Anakin Skywalker Transition Diapers: For the toddler that doesn't want to be viewed as a crying baby, but still has occasional bouts with the Dark Side.

Other Woke Advertising Slogans

Hallmark: When you care enough to send the very best and not a trite "Happy Birthday!" on Facebook, which collects all your data and is pure evil. And more.