https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/WH-cartoon-template-misfortune-feat.png 330 432 Zack Rhodes https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Zack Rhodes2022-08-19 16:26:002022-08-19 16:38:32CARTOON: Mis-Fortune Cookie
Hard to swallow. Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/cookie-podcast-feat.png 330 432 Emily Kapp https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Emily Kapp2021-12-03 19:20:562021-12-03 19:20:56I’m The Cookie Monster And It’s Time I Stop Limiting Myself In Terms Of Cookies
I’ve spent my entire existence being hyper-transfixed on one particular snack, a snack that’s evolved. It’s like I was living under a rock, a rock-hard chocolate chip cookie that’s been baked too long that I could barely chew with my non-existent teeth.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/cookie-feat.png 330 432 Austin Adams https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Austin Adams2021-01-28 22:21:262021-01-28 22:21:26Biden's First 100 Days in Office, According to Cookie Monster
Day 1: mr biden tell people cookie best diet Day 2: cookie monster have key to all cookie stores and factories Day 3: me (cookie monster) get promise to be cookie king.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/featured-image-template-peppermint.png 330 432 Gary M. Almeter https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Gary M. Almeter2018-12-20 15:59:262018-12-20 15:59:26I Am the Peppermint Cookie From the Cookie Exchange That Makes All the Other Cookies On Your Cookie Tray Taste Minty
I am the peppermint cookie someone brings every year. I have likely been sprinkled or dusted or otherwise imbued with crushed candy cane. That crushed candy cane likely glistens. Perhaps I have an Andes candy baked and melted all up in my innards. For all we know I have been infused with some peppermint extract. No matter what guise I adopt this year, the result is the same. I am going to make every other cookie on your cookie tray taste like it’s been dipped in Listerine. The blue kind of Listerine.