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Cupid Announces Retirement, Claims “Even I Can’t Fix These People”

​In his absence, love will be automated. Leaks suggest a new app, CupidAI, will launch in Q4. The algorithm, developed by Cupid and coded by a team in Beijing, promises to match partners based on shared streaming passwords and anxiety levels.

CARTOONS: Terms of Endearment

Due Diligence. Today's cartoon by Katherine Bettis.

20 Or So Questions With Cupid

CUPID: Okay , this is where the confusion comes in… The love IS the gift, get it?  What you do with that gift is up to you.  No refunds. WH: It’s true, I’ve never gotten a bad case of chlamydia from a gift in my Christmas stocking.

CARTOON: Stupid Cupid

He murdered... my heart. Today's cartoon by Phil Witte.

A Memo from Cupid: Changes to Valentine Season

Collazac for Countenance: This innovative arrow delivers a double-dose of collagen and Prozac, designed to fix sad wrinkly faces that have persisted beyond 2020. Your target will be able to put on a happy face even living with the troubling news that The Masked Singer is now getting spin-offs.

CARTOON: Order Up!

Aim well! Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Cupid’s Prep Table

Love and romance prepper. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Cupid’s Marching Orders