The Unbe-leaf-able Smoothie: Remember waking up well-rested, optimistic, and starting your day with a nutritious green smoothie? Don’t despair. We can’t help your deteriorating mental state but we can offer a new recipe that’s the same color, anyway. Fill a blender with the tender leaves of mulberry, beech, or maple trees, add that peach covered in ants you found in the street (protein!) and blend for an hour and a half. Might be a bit chewy but FIBER!