Cover Letter For a Job I Do Not Want But Need

To be completely honest with you, the idea of making money is very exciting to me. Allow me to put things into perspective for you. Last night I had a glass of water and an episode of The Sopranos for dinner. Am I painting a clear enough picture for you, employer? I need this job…I need it bad!

So, You’re a Scarecrow Looking to Change Professions

You’ve figured out what role to pursue and are ready to chase it - that’s great! What’s the first step? Or, in your case, the first “stand completely still”? 

CARTOON: Final Stages Of White House Employment

Trump GOP carousel. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.