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Highly Probable First Words of Anxious Babies Immediately After Leaving the Womb

“Does this afterbirth make me look fat?”

Give Your Dad the Best Father’s Day Gift Ever: A Long, Rambling Conversation About Steely Dan

So, you’ll need to introduce a suggestive phrase that’s maybe something like this: “So I discovered Steely Dan on Spotify.” At this point, you might not need to say anything for the next hour or five.