https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Cat-bowtie-feat.png 330 432 Rebecca Turkewitz https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Rebecca Turkewitz2023-07-07 11:27:082023-07-07 11:27:08The Rise and Fall of My Cat, Former Zoom Celebrity: An Oral History
Dr. Erica Nuñez (pet psychologist): It can be stressful when the power imbalance in the home shifts so dramatically, when suddenly the pet is outshining the owner.
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You shouldn't judge my mother. She was a single mom working a full-time job and raising two small children. Of course, she found it difficult to date men who weren't put off or intimidated by the fact that she had kids. Perhaps it's only natural that she gravitated towards quasi-mythical holiday gift-bearing immortal figures like Santa Claus. He wasn't afraid of children, not in the least. We were the only reason he came around in the first place. That and the cookies.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/carylyes-box-feat.png 330 432 Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton2022-09-23 14:33:362022-09-23 14:33:36BOOK EXCERPT: The Carlyles
Pattie Carlyle wiped a line of sweat from her forehead, brushed her thick, frizzy black hair back over her ears, bent down, and lifted up a large wooden crate from her brownstone’s doorstep. Straining under its weight and the heavy air that presaged a thunderstorm, she reached several times for the front door handle before finally establishing a hold long enough to wedge it open with her foot....Read the full 1st chapter from the new book THE CARYLYES. Out now!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/pants-fire-feat.png 330 432 Ryan Kushner https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Ryan Kushner2022-03-22 17:00:172023-01-01 14:45:16Instructions For You If My Pants Are On Fire
So, my pants are on fire and I’ve handed you this card. You’re probably thinking, “Uhh, say whaaa??” Well, pull yourself together, Gilligan. Every second is critical right now.
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Between supply chain shortages, lingering pandemic, and the de facto legalization of coup attempts, everything is still a mess, and we know you’ve been too preoccupied with your ongoing nervous breakdown to get your shopping done. Lucky for you, Humorist Books is here with our 2021 Holiday Humor Book Gift Guide!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/wally-feat.png 330 432 Andy Millman https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andy Millman2021-03-11 22:38:152021-03-11 22:38:15Little Orville
You can distract him with one of his toys like Wally the Walrus (in kiddie pool in spare bedroom). Orville likes the water warm enough to poach an egg but Wally needs it cool as the ocean where we found him. They’ll have to work out a compromise.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/agatha-feat.png 330 432 John J King https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png John J King2020-11-13 22:41:222020-11-13 22:41:22Agatha Christie Heroine Responds to Trump's Attempted Coup by Taking an Ample Breakfast
Upon reading the news, in the East Chipping Gazette, that US President Donald Trump refused to concede the election – which he lost handily to Joseph R. Biden Jr in both the electoral and popular vote – British murder mystery ingenue Daphne Hammond closed the paper and asked Griselda to bring in a second poached egg, and sugar for the tea.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/ivanka-run-feat.png 330 432 Andy Newton https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andy Newton2020-05-15 17:16:482020-05-15 17:16:48FICTION: Ivanka Run: Chapter 1- Greetings from Crimea
After years on the lam, world-class criminal mastermind Ivanka Trump must come out of hiding to find her long-lost husband.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/souls-feat.png 330 432 Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton2020-02-21 20:44:442020-02-21 20:44:44The Admissions Committee on Reincarnated Souls (ACORS)
“I see we have an opening for an Associate Marketing Manager in Kentucky,” Rodney said, flipping through a Rolodex. “Fine,” Susan said, rapping her nails on the table. “Next soul.”
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First chapter excerpt of the new political satire novel 'From the Campaign Trail or Thereabouts'. Now available from Humorist Books!
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First, you must be willing to undergo the ritualistic Cave Beating Of Friends where we spelunk you into a cave and beat you with sticks until you can successfully name all six primary characters from the cast of Friends and the actors who played them.
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Author’s Note: As your intrepid White House correspondent…
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Here's to the State of Richard Nixon For underneath his borders…
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“I don’t really like cheeseburgers. It’s fake news. I’m losing weight and am down to 175 pounds, clearly you can see that.”
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“They call you Lady Luck, But there is room for doubt, At…
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Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… The next President…