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If You Have a Podcast, But No One Listens, Do You Still Exist? Sort of.
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According to science, the answer is “yes”.
If a tree falls in the forest, it would invariably emit sound waves even if no one is around to hear them. So, yay! You are a living breathing human being with a body and a desperate need of attention.
But, according to the blogosphere, the answer is a resounding “no”. You do not exist. Not where it matters most — on the interwebs.
What a conundrum — to simultaneously exist and not exist. Like Schrödinger’s cat. You’re both alive and dead at the same time.

CARTOON: Viral Typist
Ape-ing the Social Scene. Today's cartoon by Mat Greaves.

GoFundMe Story Written By An Influencer Who Totally Hates To Accept ANYTHING From ANYONE
I need to be in SoHo to be surrounded by my fellow influencers and high-ranking members of society. As you know, I hate networking (see my YouTube video “Daily Struggles Of A Hot, Social Introvert”) but it has to be done.
