Tag Archive for: gas

When We Bombed Iran, We Totally 100% Meant to Make Oil More Expensive

When we bombed Iran, we totally 100% planned to make oil more expensive, thereby allowing more Russian oil to enter the market, so Putin can further bomb Ukraine. We encourage everyone everywhere to bomb their way to peace.

It’s Fart-Twenty—Time to Get My Public Farting Buzz On!

How great is it that I can blaze up some stew and stroll wherever I please—a river walk like this one, or a botanic garden, or a national monument folks have waited their whole lives to visit—while farting to my heart’s content? How great that everyone finally recognizes that our nation’s most wondrous spaces are even more wondrous when they smell like Joey Chestnut’s bathroom?

CARTOON: Fill’er Up!

Time to get a bike. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander & Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Humming

Watch out for low bridges. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Hoarding Hoards

Just put it over by the matches. Today's cartoon by Dave Whamond.

#StinkyBooks

The Fart Of The Deal, The Smell Jar, A Tree Grows in Jersey, and more #StinkyBooks on this week's trending joke game!

Mr. Assad, We Find This One Specific Type Of Murder Unacceptable

Dear Mr. Assad, We, the collected powers of France, the…

CARTOON: Dentist