Tag Archive for: ghost

Ghost Writer Seeking Ghostwriter

Payment is my life savings, family jewelry, and the deed to the house that we will be working in. The deed will be signed over via blood contract when the completion of the novel is imminent.

CARTOON: Phantom with an Attitude

Spook, Sarcasm, Repeat. Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

CARTOON: Underdressed

Boo, Boo Boo. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson & Aaron Graber.

Other Mirror Mirror On The Wall Queries…

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.... please explain Better Call Saul. ... will you drive me to the mall? .... please make that cappuccino tall. And more!

I’m Being Haunted By a Farting Ghost

I live my life in fear. I never know when the ghost is going to let one rip, but I can be sure of two things: it will make it seem as if I am the one farting and it will time its gas to be released at the most embarrassing of moments.

CARTOON: Casper’s Cousin

Ghost with the most... kills. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Haunted House Hunting

Ghoulish makeovers. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

Deluxe Features Of Local Haunted Houses In Your Area!

Moorecrest Manor, 1142 Autumn Harvest Lane: Walls bleed extremely rare blood type AB negative, so ideal for charity blood drive location. Portal to Hell greatly reduces heating bills during the winter. Ghost of little girl in the attic can be listed as a dependent on tax forms.

I Don’t Wear Makeup For Men, I Wear Makeup For The Ghost of The Confederate Soldier Who Haunts My Apartment

He’s not really one for this world, so we pretty much stay in the apartment. And he’s not totally outdated—recently he discovered Fox News and absolutely loves it.

I’m That Little Ghost Girl from “The Ring”, and the Death of VHS Has Destroyed My Small Business

Still, as DVDs, VOD, and eventually streaming crushed VHS into a rectangle relic of the past, the final nail in my coffin came with the ubiquity of the smartphone.

I’m the Ghost of a Non-Energy Efficient Home, and I Can’t Haunt This House for Shit

I’m tired of competing with typical sounds in this godforsaken…