Tag Archive for: heat

Creative Ways to Beat the Heat 

Fake pool cleaner: Peek over backyard fences until you find a pool. If the coast is clear, climb on over and take a dip! If someone catches you, explain that you want to clean their pool, free of charge. If they ask, “Why are you wearing my kid’s floaties?” get the heck out of there and find another pool.

All These Ballplayers Spontaneously Bursting Into Flames Is Killing Baseball

Answer me this, MLB. How are fans supposed to enjoy a day out at the ballpark while constantly on edge that their favorite players could at any point start smoldering and catch fire?

CARTOON: Icy Hot

Sweltering Melting. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Rejected Expressions to Say ‘It’s So Hot’

It’s so hot my weed smoked itself. It’s so hot farmers are harvesting corn already popped. It's so hot my soup gave me brain freeze. And more!

CARTOON: Summer in the City

The train is coming! I swear I heard it, is it really here? I'm so weak. - Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelenetz

Truly Terrible Signs That Summer Is Definitely Here

All the ladies are wearing less clothing, allowing tantalizing peeks of cleavage and colostomy bags.

Fun Indoor Games to Play with Your Children While the Earth is Melting

This May was the hottest May in recorded history for the entire…