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CARTOON: Little Listing

Maybe it feels bigger inside. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

New Listing: Dead Body Will be Removed with All Waived Inspections

Current owners have enjoyed this property while feeding stray cats for 20 years and do not know the age of roof.

CARTOON: Scream Pillow

Covered in good vibes. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

Welcome to the Zuckerberg Mansion Audio Tour

You may have noticed you’re being followed. Don’t panic. The fully realized T-800 behind you was originally intended to guard the estate. Instead, Mr. Zuckerberg programmed the killing machine to be his friend, and lose against him in laser-tag. Now he’s just lonely. Sometimes, the two played “Spike Ball.”

CARTOON: Dangerous Snow

Hazardous Conditions. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

NEWS BRIEF: Dog Parents

Weekly Humorist News Briefs: Breaking News, Into Little Pieces.

CARTOON: Yard Sale

If it's in the yard, it's for sale. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

Right Now Is the Best Time to Buy a Home

Okay, okay, maybe back in 2008 prices did technically go the “opposite of up.” Let me amend the cardinal rule of real estate: Housing prices will always go up, starting right now.