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All These Ballplayers Spontaneously Bursting Into Flames Is Killing Baseball

Answer me this, MLB. How are fans supposed to enjoy a day out at the ballpark while constantly on edge that their favorite players could at any point start smoldering and catch fire?

CARTOON: Icy Hot

Sweltering Melting. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Rejected Expressions to Say ‘It’s So Hot'

It’s so hot my weed smoked itself. It’s so hot farmers are harvesting corn already popped. It's so hot my soup gave me brain freeze. And more!

Yoga to be Kidding: My G-Spot is not between my Y O and A-Spot

Thinking slow might be the way to go, I tried Hatha. Nothing. Faster. I tried Flow. Faster. Faster. Don’t stop. I tried Ashtanga. Still nothing. Maybe Hot Yoga. It’s sweaty. Maybe Anusara. It’s Tantric-based. Nope. Nada. Maybe it was the instructor. I tried a man. I tried a woman. It became overwhelmingly clear that my g-spot did not seem to lie between my y o and a-spot.

CARTOON: Heating Up

“Hmm so you recommend we take some action? We’ll consider it.” Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Cold Shoulder

Snowcone? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Downward Desert

Getting a good sweat. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

#SizzlingSitcoms

Brooklyn 99 Degrees, Welcome Back Hotter, Saved By The Hell, and more #SizzlingSitcoms on this week's trending joke game!

#SweatySweets

Bike & Ikes, Smelly Ranchers, B.O. Henry, and more #SweatySweets on this week's trending joke game!

CARTOON: Summer in the City

The train is coming! I swear I heard it, is it really here? I'm so weak. - Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelenetz

Truly Terrible Signs That Summer Is Definitely Here

All the ladies are wearing less clothing, allowing tantalizing peeks of cleavage and colostomy bags.