The U.S. Attorney’s Office has indicted Superman, otherwise known as Clark Kent, 30, on one count of unlawful reentry of a deported alien. He has also been referred to by the alias “Man of Steel.” It’s unknown if this is a gang moniker.  “Fake names are often used to disguise the identity of illegals.” A masked ICE officer who preferred to remain anonymous told us at the scene.    

King For A Day: Contestants compete in a series of challenges in order to get the chance to spend a day with President Trump.  In most cases on a day when there are serious security concerns about the president’s safety at public speaking events.